if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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