I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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