It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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