I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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