you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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