she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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