i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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