love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Green mimosas i think yes
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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