i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
