Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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