yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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