But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
