sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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