Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Drake has all the answers
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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