with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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