I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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