So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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