Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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