So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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