Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Couch. On fire.
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