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(949): View more from California

Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?

(619): View more from California

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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(956): View more from Texas

Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.

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(512): View more from Texas

After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..

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(819): View more from Quebec

We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

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(217): View more from Illinois

I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?

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