i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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