please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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