Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The ass gains better be worth it
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