Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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