Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
