whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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