Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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