you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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