We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
