Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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