I love black thongs
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She's just so happy...and so naked.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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