If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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