So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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