I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Come share oat with me in your robe
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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