so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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