vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sorry about my life...
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