i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I wear drunk well.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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