i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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