Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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