I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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