singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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