That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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