My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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