youre lurking in front of me
Your dad touched me again.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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