just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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