Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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