ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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