Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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