Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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