The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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