This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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