The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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